Somewhere between happy, and total fucking wreck

fullmetal-dipshit:

teenagecentury:

rubbishapples:

July 2nd.

182nd day of the year.

It’s 12pm.

Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.

I finally understand what Blink-182 means.

FUCK

(via officialgoogle)

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

(Source: curseofthefanartlords, via tango-wizard)

aphgermanys:

filthy-hippie-vibes:

Pika pika, mother fucker.

you shouldnt have freed them

aphgermanys:

filthy-hippie-vibes:

Pika pika, mother fucker.

you shouldnt have freed them

(Source: sovietnam, via laughterrulesmylife)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via tango-wizard)

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

(via femper)

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt, via perks-of-being-chinese)

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

image

(Source: neilcicierega, via condommodel)

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

(via laughterrulesmylife)

bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

(via laughterrulesmylife)