Somewhere between happy, and total fucking wreck

This beauty just showed up at my door #newcomputer #itshuge #andamazing

This beauty just showed up at my door #newcomputer #itshuge #andamazing

mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

(Source: nxte, via unshaped)

coolpng:

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

(via asimpleshoelace)

“For almost 18 years you’re taught to sit down, shut up, and raise your hand. Then you have to decide what you’re going to do for the rest of your life.”
— (via 6ee)

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relatetable:

asvprock:

When the bae lets you put it in her butt

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bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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“…there are some things that can beat smartness and foresight. Awkwardness and stupidity can. The best swordsman in the world doesn’t need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn’t do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn’t prepared for him.”

- Mark Twain, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court (via schwerterundstickerei)

(via sweaters-and-shotguns)

inguspls:

This was all storage from over the years for getting ready for the skeleton war

inguspls:

This was all storage from over the years for getting ready for the skeleton war

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