Somewhere between happy, and total fucking wreck

mydogsnokes:

why haven’t we put a horse on the moon

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misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

(via lindsaylohoean)

stability:

"I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL" I yell as I surf down the church steps on your grandma’s casket

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nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

(via moistbottom)

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

(via ruinedchildhood)

socialjust-ish:


wire-man:

There were no survivors.

Pacific Rim 2 looks great.

socialjust-ish:

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

Pacific Rim 2 looks great.

(Source: arcaneimages, via neverbeenlicked)

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

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souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

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cornsaladsurprise:

barbietalkingtownhouse:

somebody photoshop a nose piercing on one of my pictures

i wanna see what i look like 

:*

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rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain, via moistbottom)

thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

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batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

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terrorechoes:

having the worst internet connection in your friend group

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