Somewhere between happy, and total fucking wreck

zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

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(via maliciousmelons)

grimelords:

A woman who doesn’t work here anymore brought this weird smurf toy into work a couple of months ago and set it on top of the computer because apparently her kids wouldn’t stop fighting over it and I hate it every day. It sits up there taunting me with its apparent lack of spine or any normal smurf anatomy. Anyway I found out a few weeks ago her kids are about 15-17 and now I’m certain this is a highly cursed object.

grimelords:

A woman who doesn’t work here anymore brought this weird smurf toy into work a couple of months ago and set it on top of the computer because apparently her kids wouldn’t stop fighting over it and I hate it every day. It sits up there taunting me with its apparent lack of spine or any normal smurf anatomy. Anyway I found out a few weeks ago her kids are about 15-17 and now I’m certain this is a highly cursed object.

(via laughterrulesmylife)

acrobratic:

*straight white boy refreshes for new words*

acrobratic:

*straight white boy refreshes for new words*

(Source: blasterririka, via unshaped)

importantbirds:

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

Pleas, juts want a know where the WALLETS have gone!  I have TICKET TO A DISNER LAND IN it and I want a go space mointam THANK MAAMS

importantbirds:

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

Pleas, juts want a know where the WALLETS have gone!  I have TICKET TO A DISNER LAND IN it and I want a go space mointam THANK MAAMS

(Source: appil, via tango-wizard)

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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(via tango-wizard)

sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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(via automatically)

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

(via tango-wizard)

validx2:

When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.

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(via toodopetoexist)

k1mkardashian:

when yahoo answers tells you to read your book

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(via toodopetoexist)

moonemojii:

when u try to get someones attention but they ignore u
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(via officialgoogle)


"Everybody is clever, just in their own ways" - Matt Groening

"Everybody is clever, just in their own ways" - Matt Groening

(Source: love-is-what-we-aim-for, via sextnoise)