Somewhere between happy, and total fucking wreck

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

(Source: brennablueskies, via pierce-thesirens)

growlithed:

reasons why summer is poopy

you sweat a lot

attractive people in bathing suits

you dont have a valid excuse to stay inside

people expect you to put on a bathing suit

going swimming

yardwork

theres a glare on your phone

the beach

you sweat a lot

People expect you to socialize

(via yeah-boy-and-roger-rabbit)

o-collins:

all information gotten straight from dashboard

(via tumboner)

kusakaryuuji:

taking selfies w/ friends like

(via piercethebooty)

subspacetsundere:

having feelings that you know are dumb

being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb

(via buttyflam)

tyleroakley:

Beautiful.

(Source: attakid, via ask-trisha-capaletti)

ta-ble:

wife of Souljaboy Tellem

(via buttyflam)

“We didn’t want to do the same thing. We wanted to do the right thing”

— Dude announcing another Call of Duty.

That is the joke. (via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

knightscrest:

have sex w/ so many women they call me the

(via swallowbitchpeoplearestarving)

getoffmybloghoe:

My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed

(via myurlislongerthanmywang)

katherlne:

notoriousmks:

katherlne:

katherlne:

“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more nineteenth century post impressionist-painter burns

I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more nineteenth century post impressionist-painter burns

i’ll pay monet for them

(via potties)

pourim:

ibock:

skittles what the fuck

i think they tasted the wrong rainbow

(via somewhatsignificunt)

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

(via darianmichelle)

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for

(Source: vvumblr, via darianmichelle)

thefrogman:

Gecko Comic by Monica Ray [website | tumblr | deviantart]

[h/t: the-goggles]

(via moaning-turtle)