Somewhere between happy, and total fucking wreck

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

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nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

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Best Burn Ever in Skyrim

eredmithrins:

starrypawz:

Vipir the Fleet: “Is there anything I can do for you? Or more Importantly to you?”

Sapphire: “Vipir the Fleet, the only  man dumb enough to name himself after his bedroom ability”

Pass the salts….

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humorous-blog:

when someone gives me a compliment 

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missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

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h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

(via circumcising)

davidtennantseyebrow:

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

the sequel:

"IT HAS 8,564 WORDS AND I CAN’T DELETE ANY OF THEM WITHOUT RUINING MY ESSAY"

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officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

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academically:

when your day turns out unexpectedly well

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officialwhitegirls:

officialwhitegirls:

yugioh’s actually so fucking fun

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you won’t be laughing when i send you to the shadow realm 

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